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When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?
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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

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k-shooby:

Strap on spelled backwards is “no parts” and if you don’t think that’s funny you can get right outta town.

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slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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k-shooby:

Strap on spelled backwards is “no parts” and if you don’t think that’s funny you can get right outta town.

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loudmouthed:

reblog this post if you also sometimes sit down in the shower because sometimes standing up is just too much exercise

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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Text 27 Jul 4,485 notes Reblog if I’m allowed to ask you deeply personal questions that may seem completely inappropriate.

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